Chris was Steve's first employee, starting in 2003 and regularly performing for both school dances and weddings while pursuing an Industrial Engineering degree at ISU. He is originally from Shakopee, Minnesota. No matter what he trys to tell you, it's duck, duck, goose, not duck, duck, gray duck.

Chris graduated from ISU in 2007 and headed north. Way north. After a brief stint doing trail conservation for Americorps in Southern Alaska, he decided he liked the area so much he'd stay. The last we heard, he was the production manager for a roofing company in Achorage, though he occasionally reappears to perform at weddings for his college friends.